DIRTY JOKES
 
 WHAT'S BROWN AND OFTEN IN CHILDRENS PANTS?
 MICHEAL JACKSONS HAND
 
 WHAT DO A GYNECOLOGIST AND A PIZZA DELIVERY BOY HAVE IN COMMON?
 THEY BOTH CAN SMELL IT BUT CAN'T EAT IT
 
 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BITCH AND A WHORE?
 A WHORE SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE AT THE PARTY, AND A BITCH SLEEPS WITH
 EVERYONE AT THE PARTY BUT YOU
  
 HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOUR WIFE IS DEAD?
 THE SEX IS THE SAME BUT THE DISHES PILE UP
 
 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ORAL SEX AND ANAL SEX?
 ORAL SEX MAKES YOU'RE DAY AND ANAL SEX AMKES YOU'RE WHOLE WEEK
 
 HOW DO YOU MAKE FIVE POUNDS OF FAT LOOK GOOD?
 PUT A NIPPLE ON IT
  
 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE, TRUE LOVE, AND SHOWING OFF?
 SPITTING, SWALLOWING, GARGLING